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lab 12:51 Wed Apr 10
WTF just happened on my tele?
Sorry if I'm being thick but This has baffled me. I'm about to go out but I thought I'd catch pop master on the box. So obviously a blank screen ,you just listen . About five minutes in I've lost the sound ,it came back on after about a minute but the screen was a frame of someones kitchen ,or at least one side shoeing surfaces oven and sink with a view out the back door showing some plants and small section of garden. I turned over ,turned back and screen was back to normal ,blank with radio 2 music . Weird huh? So whilst I'm on the subject can someone explain something else . Upstairs I have a small tele on the wall in my bedroom .I sometimes flick it on in the night ifbi wake up . If I turn the tv off as usual with the remote I get left with the red stand by light in the bottom corner . If I also switch the same tele off at the wall obviously the stand by light goes off after a few seconds ,but every 15 minutes or so it will flash almost like a camera. (the stand by light I mean,but not red,a normal flash and a slight sound ) this baffles me as there's no electricity going to it .

I'm off out now so I'll read my you dumb fuck Lab replies later.

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claret50 8:02 Thu Apr 11
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
It was my VPN locking in to your Wifi.

zebthecat 5:03 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Mr Anon 1:19 Wed Apr 10

Quite. One of the things that you never do twice.
Did that when I built my first bass amp from a kit. First time I switched it on realised that there was a dry joint in the power supply wiring as the switch didn't light up Switch it off and tried to find out where it was by poking about with a multimeter.
Next thing I knew I was flat on my back the end of the room.

pulhampete 4:57 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Have you tried wiping your cock on the screen?




This should have been the first and only response. This site truly has gone.
FOMB!

charleyfarley 4:35 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
It's your micro farads innit

Cheezey Bell-End 4:23 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Do you have a Chromecast or some other way of receiving cast signals?

Sven Roeder 4:15 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
It was a government information message.
Basically saying:
This is the sort of kitchen & garden you could have if you got a job instead of sitting around watching daytime tv.*

* Written spoken and authorised by Mrs T May MP

Darlo Debs 4:10 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Never mind that, what was your popmaster score,?

The Stoat 4:05 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle

w4hammer 1:44 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
About five minutes in I've lost the sound ,it came back on after about a minute but the screen was a frame of someones kitchen ,or at least one side shoeing surfaces oven and sink with a view out the back door showing some plants and small section of garden. I turned over ,turned back and screen was back to normal ,blank with radio 2 music .

____

someone is camped onto your wifi and screen casting his mrs doing the polishing think of it as a a courtship dance...

claypole 1:24 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Sounds like your tv has had a good shoeing

Mr Anon 1:19 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
1) picking up neighbour's security cam?
2) Capacitor.

PS Lab, never muck around with the innards of an unplugged electrical appliance if you don't know about capacitors. You'll be in for a nasty shock :)

WHU(Exeter) 1:12 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
The flashing red light after 15 minutes is the owner of the garden on Pop Master taking photos.

Fifth Column 1:12 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Flux capacitors?

Has Lab accidentally stumbled across a time machine? Doesn't he need to go find a Delorean now?

riosleftsock 1:03 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Fair enough, they explain everything.

lab 12:56 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Riosleftsock, I've seen a couple of the films.

riosleftsock 12:52 Wed Apr 10
Re: WTF just happened on my tele?
Do you understand how capacitors and transformers work?





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